Cap'n Smee the Brave

I have a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he is an absolute dork. Here are the reasons why:

1. He's a Peeping Tom.

1. He's a Peeping Tom.

"I see you."

2. He puts up with me.

3. He sleeps in the weirdest positions.

4. He's a creeper.

5. He has a dog man cave under my futon.

6. He prefers to lie on my clean clothes rather than his dog bed.

7. He makes for good decor.

8. He stalks my roommate's bird.

9. He runs figure 8s through the snow at top speeds.

10. He tilts his head every time you say his name.

11. He's half the size of a regular dog.

12. He hides from the rain.

13. He finds 'chewies' everywhere, even in the wild.

14. He doesn't understand the complexities of a cardboard box.

15. He sleeps on his back.