1. He's a Peeping Tom.
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| 1. He's a Peeping Tom. |
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| "I see you." |
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| 2. He puts up with me. |
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| 3. He sleeps in the weirdest positions. |
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| 4. He's a creeper. |
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| 5. He has a dog man cave under my futon. |
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| 6. He prefers to lie on my clean clothes rather than his dog bed. |
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| 7. He makes for good decor. |
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| 8. He stalks my roommate's bird. |
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| 9. He runs figure 8s through the snow at top speeds. |
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| 10. He tilts his head every time you say his name. |
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| 11. He's half the size of a regular dog. |
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| 12. He hides from the rain. |
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| 13. He finds 'chewies' everywhere, even in the wild. |
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| 14. He doesn't understand the complexities of a cardboard box. |
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| 15. He sleeps on his back. |
